Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Hogwarts Class Action Suit

Have you or a loved one suffered an injury while attending or employed by Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry between the years of 1991 and 1998? Hogwarts, LLC has acknowledged a role in multiple accidents, fatalities, and violent transmogrifications during this period. Our legal team is actively researching claims by former students, faculty, and staff who became hurt during their time at this institution.

  • Have you ingested a "snitch" during an athletic activity on campus?
  • Have you been mauled by animated plant life?
  • Have you been diagnosed with PDSD (Post-Dementor Stress Disorder) or any other Dementor-Spectrum Condition listed in the DSM-IV as a result of being at Hogwarts?
  • Did a deceased former student physically or sexually molest you in one of the lavatories?
  • Have you sought or received mental health care as the result of mandrake exposure?
  • Have you contracted Chronic Potion Rash, or a similar skin condition?

People have suffered these and a wide variety of other ailments. If you think you may be one of them you should contact us IMMEDIATELY, and speak with a qualified legal professional. The law office of Malfoy & Malfoy will work hard to make sure you receive CASH for your medical expenses and long term care, as well as other expenses.

The time to act is NOW! The possible size of a class action against Hogwarts, LLC make bankruptcy and reorganization a concern. You must talk to a member of our team to ensure that your claim is honored.

DON'T SUFFER IN SILENCE ANY LONGER! Malfoy & Malfoy want to fight for you.

Call 1-800-VLDLWYR, and let your voice be heard.

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