Chad Helder, a Bram Stoker Award winner, has a new collection of dark poetry. Find it and his other offerings here. He's one of the more interesting dark writers in cyberia, as well as a thoroughly decent guy. I recommend you check it out.
...cat-sitting... The Big Money is about these things. And also love, loneliness, the Spider Demon at the end of Doom, and working at a fashion magazine. It is true in the emotional, but not legally actionable sense. Buy it on Kindle... ...or Nook.