Friday, February 5, 2016

The Real Estate Tycoon's Discrete Girlfriend - A Letter (By Donald Trump)

(From The Classy Poems Of Donald Trump - an ongoing project)

While I still had my natural boobs,
I played piano in the talent portion of the Miss Bergen County pageant.
You came with your coat of luxurious cashmere, tipping well.
And we went on talking in the hotel bar called Tipsy’s.
Two small people, without dislike or suspicion.

At 22 I got involved with My Lord you.
I never laughed at your jokes.
And said those things about the condition of your scalp.
Called to, a thousand times, I pretended my momager was on the phone.

At 24 I stopped scowling,
I desired my name to be mingled with yours
So you can help me with my career and turn into a classy woman.
Why should I be afraid to sign the non-disclosure agreement?

At 25 you departed,
You went into politics. We couldn’t be seen together,
and you have been gone five months.
The slot players make sorrowful noise overhead.

If you are coming down through the area,
Please let me know beforehand,
And I will come out to meet you

As far as Newark Airport.

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Stopping By Some Rubes On A Snowy Evening - A Poem By Donald Trump

(From The Classy Poems Of Donald Trump - an ongoing project)

Whose rubes these are I think I know
Because of what the Fox poll shows;
They’ve come to see me stopping here
In their strip mall Domino’s.

My little intern must think it queer
That I’m eating crappy pizza here.
With frost-bitten jackasses who rarely vote.
As the New Hampshire primary nears.

He calls the limo driver over
To ask if he knows our next stopover -
As if these hicks might take the hint,
And leave us be so we can motor.

But America is full of clowns like these
And I’ll need every one of them in the primaries;
I have promises to make that I won’t remember
And things to say that no one believes.

This mall is ugly, dank, and grim.
I never thought that I might win.
Now I have eight years of this before I’m free.

Eight years of this before I’m free.


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"Screw Purity!"

"So the greatest mistake we can make is to turn this into a primary about purity. Screw purity!"

Frank Moraes is trying to keep the Democratic primary from turning into a circular firing squad. I agree with the guy. Read the rest here.

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Thursday, February 4, 2016

Barack Obama And The Fight Against Bigotry

And so if we’re serious about freedom of religion -- and I’m speaking now to my fellow Christians who remain the majority in this country -- we have to understand an attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths. And when any religious group is targeted, we all have a responsibility to speak up.  And we have to reject a politics that seeks to manipulate prejudice or bias, and targets people because of religion. - Barack Obama, speaking yesterday at the Islamic Society of Baltimore

Where the preamble declares, that coercion is a departure from the plan of the holy author of our religion, an amendment was proposed, by inserting the word "Jesus Christ," so that it should read, "a departure from the plan of Jesus Christ, the holy author of our religion;" the insertion was rejected by a great majority, in proof that they meant to comprehend, within the mantle of its protection, the Jew and the Gentile, the Christian and Mahometan, the Hindoo, and Infidel of every denomination. 
- Thomas Jefferson, describing the passage of the Virginia Statute For Religious Freedom

"In the formation of the American ideal and principles of what we consider to be exceptional American values, Muslims were, at the beginning, the litmus test for whether the reach of American constitutional principles would include every believer, every kind, or not." - Denise Spellberg, professor of history and Islamic studies at the University of Texas at Austin and author of Thomas Jefferson's Qur'an: Islam and the Founders


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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Here's Trump And His Supporters Whining That He Didn't Get A Participation Medal For Iowa

Fine. Okay. Second place is really, really good too. And you worked so hard! I'm sure everyone back at Mulligan's Preparatory School For Extra-Fancy Children is proud.





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Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Donald Trump And Rightwing Christians Agree On Keeping Women In Their Place

Donald Trump is no Christian. But Slacktivist has a post on the common ground the candidate does have with guys like Jerry Falwell, Jr., and why they support him.


When these guys find their infallible authority questioned by some uppity woman, they do what they have always done — for generations. They appeal to tribal gatekeepers to either force this woman to get back in her place, or to make an example of her by having her fired...

This is all part of a story about a critical essay about Trump written by Rachel Held Evans, and how it caused Falwell, Jr. to freak out over social media. The dynamic seems very similar to what happened with Megyn Kelly.

[READ THE REST HERE]

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Make Cyclohexanol Great Again #Trump2016

There's a Trump parody Twitter account called "Make All Great Again" (@AllGreatAgain), which is calling for us to make everything - not just America - great again.


Some of the words and phrases seem like nonsense, so I have a feeling the account is automatic. But it is kind of awesome.

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